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"Low fat", "Trans fat free", "Made with Natural Ingredients", "Baked, never fried." 

Seem familiar? Of course it does my friend, as if you've yet to come across one of these labels perched upon a grocery store shelf, I'd suggest coming out from under your rock at some point. Life can be difficult, and the scheming ways of industry in food product labelling certainly doesn't help. Many of us have finally come to the realization that FAT FREE DOESN'T WORK, but what else are we still oblivious to? One would be astonished if they knew all of the tricks food companies have up their sleeves, and just how detrimental to one's health they can be. But no fear, I've taken the sweet time today to familiarize you, the healthy consumer, with 3 foods to always avoid while making that weekly shopping trip. 






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1) Frozen Dinners


Hey, you hungry, man? No but seriously, I get it. Time crunches are inevitable and time for a quick bite may be all we have on any given day. But, that's no excuse to fall victim to the evil world of pre-made frozen meals. Major labels such as Hungry Man, Michelina's, Stouffer's, and many more have not only made capital by using low-quality ingredients, but also by incorporating copious amounts of salt to every entree available. But, why the fuss about salt? This heavenly mineral is just a downright blessing to any meal, in small doses I may add. Large quantities of salt are directly connected to dehydration within the body, subsequently rendering your body incapable of performing to its greatest potential. Water boosts metabolism, promotes muscle growth, and cools your body. However, salt dries up your internal system, and therefore hinders the body's ability to perform any of the functions listed above. After all, who really wants to eat a grey piece of meat with a solid block of processed sauce?   

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2) Margarine 


A more recent invention in the consumer industry, margarine has long since become the topic of discussion concerning its health benefits compared to butter. So, the truth? Plain and simple, butter does indeed generally hold a greater fat content than its packaged counterpart. However, the 8 grams of fat per serving is indescribably more beneficial for your body than the 2 grams you may receive from margarine. Why? Butter contains omega 3 fatty acids, a fat which is often stored and used as energy within the body. Society's fear of fat has to end at some point, as many provide us with countless health benefits. Butter is natural, it's made from animals and best of all, IT ACTUALLY EXPIRES. However, margarine is a different story. That code on the lid that we can't understand is actually the expiration date, ladies and gentlemen. And why is it written like this, you may ask? Because that's their way of hiding the fact that this packaged spread won't go bad for another year after opening it. That just doesn't seem natural to me, and who wants artificial food? Margarine contains hydrogenated oils, which are man-made and are of no use to your body other than making it lumpy. These fats are saturated and are immediately stored in your muscle tissue as fat, not energy. Solution, stray away from the margarine craze and jump on the butter bandwagon. You won't be disappointed. 

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3) Potato Chips


Yeah, sure why not? It's "trans fat free" after all, isn't it? WRONG. Potato chips are 9 times out of 10 made from starchy white potatoes, as opposed to their healthier sweet potato counterpart. Despite the fact that label may tell you that these chips are low in fat, they don't mean low in saturated fat. Oh no here's the kicker. From my observation, with an average of about 16-18 grams per 20 chips, brands such as Lays and Ruffles have been enjoyed by families everywhere for decades. However, every gram of fat you see on that label is saturated and stored as nothing but... well... fat in your muscle tissue. Due to the high concentration of man-made fats within these tasty snacks, they fail to provide us with the energy found in monosaturated oils (avocados, nuts, olive oil). Not to mention that the carbs found in chips are of the simple variety, and digest quickly as sugar within your body, leaving you plump as a pumpkin if consumed regularly or in large helpings. Oh, one more thing if I may? The raging salt contents don't help either (but that was already discusses). Opt to make your own sweet potato chips at home, where alternatives such as olive oil and healthy toppings such as cinnamon and rosemary can be substituted to contribute to a snack with complex carbs and healthy fats (energy people)!

 
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Mornings are tedious, among many things. Waking up, making the transition from your warm bed to the frigid conditions of Canadian winter. Everyday is a routine, one which many, if not all of us, would love to see change for the better. Morning motivation is hard to come by, and all (at one point or another) have encountered the dreaded "morning syndrome". Morning syndrome, you may ask? I've provided a list of symptoms one may experience to heighten your understanding of this early hour pandemic:

- Inability to stay awake 
- Bad mood 
- Sever lack of energy 

Seem familiar to you? If so, why does this occur and more importantly, how can it be fixed? How can you wake up feeling instantly revived and alert? How can you achieve that essential dose of energy needed to face the day with confidence and optimism? As always... IT'S SIMPLE!

Society is brimming with seemingly quick and "easy" fast-food options to start off your day. As a consumer, the idea of grabbing the 3.99 drive-thru breakfast special can undoubtedly seem appealing. But to what cost? Easy on the wallet and easily incorporated into a tight schedule, yet by no means easy on what's most important... You're health. From bagels to bulges, oatmeal to obesity, the list goes on. Fast and efficient is not quick, but opting with this route will certainly shorten your life at quite a pace. These fried morning favourites carry quite the caloric punch, and in no way contribute to a well-balanced diet, physical, or emotional wellness in any way shape or form. Yes, I know what you're thinking, But Brett, what does this useless rant mean to me? What DOES it mean to you? For starters, such habits are the sole cause of your morning deficiency, but there is good news. Changing these patterns is easy, and indescribably better for your body as a functioning system. This is the How-To toward turning that frown upside down and waking up ready to face the world ahead. 

1) Eat clean, wholesome meals 


I'm not here to sound like your mother back in the day, but I am a firm believer in eating clean, and breakfast is of no exception. In fact, the majority of one's daily caloric intake should be ingested in the first meal of the day. I know this reality can be a hard pill to swallow, as many have a difficult time either making the time to prepare a healthy jump-start to the day, or even more commonly, fail to possess any appetite whatsoever. As for the time constraints, we will re-address that in just a bit. For now, let's focus on what should be eaten, shall we? 
Regardless of what any restaurant or frozen box may advertise, the "healthy option" on any fast-food or pre-packaged menu is nothing of the sort. One's first priority should always be to cook at home. Buying groceries for the coming week's meals may seem overly pricey at first, but keep hold of your McDonald's receipts for that same allotted time and I promise you'll be surprised just how similar the two really are. What you put into your body reflects what you're going to get out of it. Every proper breakfast should contain most of your daily carbohydrate requirement; this way, your body has all day to break it down and convert it to energy. A list of guilt-free complex carb-loaded options include:

- 1-2 slices multigrain toast (flax and gluten free are also tasty and acceptable) with peanut butter (natural peanut butter or almond butter are preferred)
- Spelt cereals with no added sugar (stay away from the sugary cereals made with white wheat)
- Stoned oats with berries (not the 2 minute Quaker box) 
- Berries (blueberries, blackberries, raspberries) contain many antioxidants and provide a healthy serving of carbs per 1 cup serving 

Yeah sure, problem solved, right? No, morning meals don't stop there, amigo, as carbs should always be accompanied by a healthy serving of protein to prevent muscle depletion as you continue to burn energy throughout the day. Carbs provide us with that vital energy boost, but can often leave us feeling hungry a mere hour later. This is where protein comes in, as this nutrient is used to keep that belly full and firm. Cutting up a chicken breast or reheating last night's salmon are both great options for those who are lacking in the time department. However, if possible, foods such as 2-3 eggs (substitute egg whites for those trying to lose weight) can be eaten as is or as an omelette with veggies and a touch of olive oil. Greek yogurt has also proven itself to be a great (and quick) source of protein. With roughly 17 grams per 175 gram serving (or as my labels read), plain greek yogurt is low in sugar and is also probiotic, contributing to a strong immune system. When mixed with the berries listed above and topped with a tablespoon or two or natural granola, this alternative will have you coming back to the fridge every morning. My personal favourite route is the protein shake. Choosing the flavour is dependent on your preferences, just make sure no maple syrup or chocolate sauce "accidentally" fall into the blender. Adding ingredients such as berries (or a banana), spinach, yogurt, whey protein (if you have it), almond milk (less carbs/more mono-saturates than regular milk) and even a tablespoon of peanut butter will hit the spot and taste great! Last, it is absolutely essential that one consumes a large amount of water throughout the day, mornings especially. Your body loses water while you sleep, and is not only in starvation mode when it awakens, but also in dire need of hydration. 

Now, here you are, thinking to yourself, This is all great, but where do I find the time to make all this while throwing on my monkey suit and dressing the kids? Easy! Prepping meals the night before, or even on a sunday night prior to the start of the week, will cut your time in the kitchen in half. I don't mean go and pour a bowl of spelt cereal and leave it in the fridge, or spread almond butter on 12 pieces of toast and wrap them up. No, by no means whatsoever. Pre-week prep can consist of cutting up and bagging a week's-worth of veggies. This will help those of you opting for the omelette, as this way, all your ingredients are pre-chopped and ready to be thrown in the pan the morning of. 

2) Sleep is Essential 

We all struggle with the concept, but truth is, sleep is equally, if not more important to restoring your body's energy levels for the following day. Never rely on the late hours of the night to finish off papers or executive work. By sleeping for less than a minimum of six hours per night, you are hindering your body's ability to perform to its fullest potential, depriving it of the rest it needs to fire on all cylinders. By sleeping longer and eating right, you'll soon start to notice that waking up no longer even requires that Godforsaken large coffee to open your eyes. Coffee will give you the midday crash, while sticking to proper eating and sleep will have you alert from dusk to dawn. 

Well, two easy tips that I know have helped me considerably. Remember, fast is fattening and homemade is healthy! Take the time to benefit yourself by munching down on the right foods to start off your day, not that 3.99 special. Carpe diem everybody, and 

 
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As many of you readers are aware, this article is the sequel to "To Gain or Not to Gain", outlining the do's and don'ts of bulking. However, as stated, every individual on the face of the earth is unique genetically and therefore rarely has an identical fitness goal or vision as someone else (with the exception being Arnold Schwarzenegger... we've all dreamt of being like him). Well, unfortunately some goals are virtually impossible to achieve, depending on one's body type that is. I'll give it to you straight. Most of us are physically incapable of growing that chiselled six-pack we see in the movies, and why you may ask? Because many of us are only built with 4 main abdominal muscles, meaning that those dreaded "bottom two" will never show up, regardless of how hard you train. However, this doesn't mean we aren't as fit. As previously stated, everyone is unique and therefore, we all have unique fitness goals. This article will outline the How-To on losing weight, and eventually completing the second process of achieving lean muscle gain. 

Common Myths About Losing Weight 


Before we talk about effective methods of shedding those undesired pounds, let's mention a few of the myths that... well... won't do any of that. 

1) Under eating: Ever noticed that men and women (women more frequently) who deliberately starve themselves or maintain a startlingly low calorie intake do NOT in fact, seem to get any slimmer? yeah, you're not dreaming. Research has proven that malnourishment is a leading cause of weight GAIN in individuals. Now come now, how could this possibly be the case? Simple. Your body's metabolism is its ability to burn calories when active and inactive. When abnormally low quantities of fats and calories are ingested, your metabolism slows down, strictly for the use of conserving energy. However, though this may seem all clever and easy, here's the catch. When the individual does, in fact, decide to consume a meal with a ample quantity of essential fats and calories, the metabolism will be incapable of properly digesting the food and absorbing the nutrients within it. This subsequently hinders the body's ability to extract energy from the foods it consumes, instead storing much of it as fat (weight gain). What can we learn from this? DON'T BE SCARED TO EAT. Weight loss does not stress how much you eat, but rather what  you eat. A daily intake of essential fats, such as oils from olives, avocados, almonds, eggs, and  lean meats, and ten servings of fruits and non-starchy vegetables will help to get you where you want to be. 

2) Fat-Free Foods: If you have, in fact, joined the "fat-free" craze which has swept the consumer society by storm in recent years, stop. Simple as that. Ever picked up a container of 0% yogurt and tried to pronounce the ingredients on the label? Yes, it really is about as difficult as pig latin. All of these "hard to read" ingredients are artificial chemicals which can have harmful and counter-active effects on your body's attempt at health and wellness. Develop a habit of purchasing products with either a low to moderate concentration of low-saturated fats to ensure your metabolism is running at a healthy pace while also feeding your muscle tissue with the fat it needs to grow. Avoid any products ending in "ose", such as glucose, as they are (for the most part) sugars. 

Now that we've covered some of the basic "no no's" of weight loss and general health, let's branch further into the challenge of achieving weight loss itself. First thing first, remember one rule. Cardio cardio cardio. Frequent cardiovascular exercises (running, jogging, power-walking, cycling, jump rope, swimming, etc.) will effectively burn up that underlying belly fat that is concealing that sexy flat stomach you want. Never begin with ab workouts without cardio beforehand, as you will never see results until you have shed that body fat off in the first place. 
   The next step is to start slow and develop a resistance, or tolerance to more intense workouts. Rome wasn't built in a day, folks. As unfortunate as it is, achieving physical health is not a quick and easy process, and there is no magic pill to shortcut it in any way. Don't try to be superman right away and over-exert yourself, as this can lead to injury and subsequent setbacks (we don't want those). 
   Weight training, or any strength and resistance training is indeed necessary to achieve lean weight gain and weight loss, but should not be he primal focus of your routine. Make sure that you are sweating as much as possible, as this increases the heart rate and forces the body to work harder, resulting in fat loss. Worry about the pecks later, people, they will come... after you've sized down. 

What are some key dietary tips when losing weight?


Let's keep it real basic and upfront for all of us learners out there. Diets are never a good thing, as I do not believe they work. They are much too fixed and rigid, and often leave out many essential nutrients simply because of their calorie count (it's not about the calories if you haven't noticed by now). I prefer to call the basic eating habits a lifestyle, as opposed to the evil D word. To keep it short, always try to maintain an eating plan that consists of low-carb and high protein and veggies. Guess what? Carbs are like the oxygen of food, they're everywhere! Broccoli, nuts, carrots, raisins, orange juice, and most of all, MILK. All of these foods contain various quantities of carbohydrates. And don't get me wrong, carbs are the body's first preferred source of nutrient intake, and are therefore essential to any "dietary lifestyle". However, as is everything in life, it's about moderation. Ensure that you're consuming an appropriate amount, and better yet, make sure you are eating the RIGHT kinds of carbs. Yes, there is a good and bad carb. Simple carbs break down in the stomach rapidly and are often stored as fat. Some example of simple carbs are:

- White bread
- Milk 
- White rice 
- Fruit juice 
- Jelly candy 
- Salad dressings and meat sauces (teriyaki, sweet and sour, BBQ sauce, etc)
- Soda Pop 

In order to supply your body with the important carbs it needs to produce energy, we need to focus on consuming what we call "complex carbohydrates", which are more or less the healthier sibling between the two. Complex carbohydrates take longer to digest and contain more nutrients and are unprocessed. Complex carbs (when eaten in appropriate portions) can effectively contribute to weight loss. Here are some key examples of complex carbs:

- Fruit (berries are the best) 
- Almonds
- Whole grain bread 
- Whole natural stone oats (oatmeal with no sugar) 
- Vegetables (carrots, sweet potatoes) 

As a last food tip, it is important to remember that your body slows down at night and begins to process and absorb the food you've put in it throughout the day. This means that, in order to achieve weight loss, you should strive to eat most of your calories by late afternoon/early evening. Some night-time snacks are acceptable, just make sure that whatever you choose to eat is low-carb and low fat, as it will sit easily in your stomach during this time (celery, carrots, low-fat cottage cheese). 

   Now that we've cut the LBS., we want to focus on toning that flat body into a plethora of ripped ridges and bumps. Pretty epic, right? Whey protein isolate is a great supplement to use when looking to build lean muscle, and is often lactose-free, for any of you with dairy allergies. When taken with a meal or following a hard workout, it restores muscle tissue and aids in muscle development. A high-protein diet in general is crucial to muscle gain, just make sure that fish and chicken are the frontrunners here, as meats such as beef and ham will bulk you more than you desire. My last supplement of which I use and highly suggest is casein protein. Casein dissolves at a much slower rate than its whey counterpart, and in turn allows for protein to be disperses throughout the body for several hours. Because of this slow digestion process, casein protein is great to take before bed (mix with water or almond milk to avoid the high carbs in cow's milk) as it will prevent muscle depletion while you sleep. However, purchasing both whey and casein can undoubtedly thin out the wallet. So here's my little secret. Cottage cheese (use organic as it is drier, more solid and has an overall more appealing texture similar to feta) contains all of the casein you need. Eat a small bowl of cottage cheese around an hour before bed, and this will slow down the body's digestion process overnight (contribute to muscle gain). 

   As always, I hope you enjoyed, and below I have posted a link to my two favourite protein supplements, as they are top of the market and natural powders that do not contain harmful fillers:

Diesel Whey Protein Isolate (go for vanilla or cookies and cream): 
http://www.lowcarbcanada.ca/product/DIES-003

Isoflex casein Protein: 

 
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To all of you who have committed to physical and mental wellness in the new year, I know what you're thinking. There's no whey I can do this. Sorry, puns are second nature on this page. In all seriousness, I too was there at the start of a seemingly endless slope of crunches and sweat. Workouts, diets and.... supplements? Yes, Supplements. Trust me when I say that I understand you're confusion. Walking into a health store to be greeted with shelves upon shelves of obnoxious jars, bottles and gels is at the very least overwhelming. Which leads you to your first question:

Where do I start?


Easy. Never begin ingesting any nutritional/workout supplements without having a clear goal in mind, a fitness goal that is. Everyone's body is a unique genetic system, meaning we all have our own starting point and more importantly, our own finish line. For example, an overweight individual looking to shed pounds will never have the same fitness routine as a "scrawny" individual wishing to bulk up. This is what is meant my having a clear goal which is practical to your physique. So now, let's introduce some fancy names and outline what they each do, shall we? 

The Do's and Dont''s to Bulking


Bulking is an intense combination of body-building with limited cardiovascular exercise and ingesting a high concentration of calories daily. The deliberate lack of cardio is due to the fact that such forms of exercise increase the heart rate dramatically, causing an individual to perspire in large quantities and subsequently burn fat (weight loss). When bulking, gaining weight slowly is key, this weight being muscle mass, not fat. Upper and lower body exercises with high weight and low reps increase muscle mass and, in turn, provides you with the higher numbers you want to see on the scale. However, it is crucial to remember that though a bulking diet is generally larger than its counterparts, this does not mean that high calorie fast-foods are the answer. No whey jose (I'll tell you about whey after so you get the joke). Consuming healthy fats, or "mono saturates" as they're more commonly referred to as, are vital to muscle gain and maintaining a healthy metabolism. I know what you're thinking, But I thought I wanted to gain muscle, not fat. Correct you are my friend, but that does not mean that fat should be cut out by any means. The difference between a burger (saturated fat) and olive oil (unsaturated fat) is how effectively they digest in the body to create energy. Saturated fats tend to sit in the stomach and be absorbed and stored as fat tissue, rather than burning off as fuel, as mono saturated foods do the opposite. Here are some key foods to consider when looking to bulk effectively:

- Peanut butter and almond butter with whole grain bread 
- Lean cuts of steak 
- Boneless chicken breasts 
- Generally any veggies you prefer 
- Sweet potatoes (great for complex carbs) 
- Oatmeal 
- Eggs & egg whites (omelettes are a great way to get the fat and veggie intake needed in the morning to take the body out of starvation mode) 
- Brown rice 
- No white wheat! Remember this: Multigrain leads to multi-gains! 

Remember to eat a least 5 times a day (3 large meals and 2-3 snacks between meals). The size of these portions are up to you, depending on your goals. Supplements are essential to not only gaining that muscle weight, but maintaining it. Pre-and post workout Creatine (powder or pills are available) serves two purposes: to assist in mass and energy increase. Creatine builds muscle mass (weight gain) and also provides you with the defence against fatigue needed to pound back more reps on the good ole' bench press. Whey protein for post-workout intake is also effective in giving your body the protein spike it needs to restore muscle tissue quickly. Mixing weight protein in a shake with fruits and yogurt in the morning is also a tasty meal replacement in the morning when you're on the go or simply unable to put together a whole breakfast. Here are some key supplement suggestions when looking to bulk up:

- Creatine monohydrate 
- Pure whey protein 
- Casein Protein (digests slower than whey and is thicker in texture when mixed)
- Stay away from steroids or other harmful HGH's 

So, there you have it ladies and gents', the How-To on putting together a proper bulking diet routine. There are hundreds of other food suggestions, these are just some of my bulking colleague's most commonly used forms of fuel. Tune into my next article on the How-To on weight-loss and lean muscle gain. 

 

 
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Prophet of the Principle: Remembering Dr. Sid. E. Williams

Brett Cooper
January 1, 2013 

The signature, "hey boy, you been here before?" chimed in my head repeatedly as sheer anguish overwhelmed me upon word of the December 27th death of Life University Chiropractor Dr. Sid. Williams. Sid had lived a fruitful and unprecedented life, passing at the age of 84 and paving the way for thousands of principled Chiropractors worldwide. Sid passed two days after Christmas due to his long fight with pneumonia. A man who’s heart rests in the peach tree state of Georgia, he was born on March 18, 1928. Due to an injury which ended his hopes of pursue a professional football career, Dr. Sid turned to the developing concept of Chiropractic, earning a bachelor’s of science degree in industrial management at Georgia Tech. He later finished his schooling at the Palmer School of Chiropractic in Iowa, graduating in 1956, 
aspiring to transform the practice into a national phenomenon. 

The emergence of his world-renowned seminars, 
which he labelled “Dynamic Essentials” in 1964, truly put the man on the map. William’s mass gatherings of Chiropractors from countries across the globe truly highlighted the profession in a big way, as he was often compared to Jesus himself, preaching the word not of the Chiropractic business, but the health and wellness the profession brought forth to the patient. He would later go on to found the globally acclaimed Life University alongside his wife, Nell, in 1974, where graduate students could become educated in the field he believed was the key to all health. 

My step-father, Dr. Peter Amlinger currently serves as the President of the Ontario Chiropractic Association (OCA), and has too been touched personally by the loss of both the decorator of the profession and a dear friend. He was well acquainted with Dr. Williams, as our family attend his Dynamic Essentials seminars in Metro Georgia on a frequent basis. My most predominant memory of the man was during his opening lecture in 2010, where he stood tall upon the podium in his brushed, off-grey tweed suit, a whirl of energy and hand motions. But what I remember most was the banner hung high upon the wall of the gala room behind him which read “Nothing is Bigger than Life”. Those distractingly large blue letters have long since imprinted themselves in my mind, both humbling and inspirational. Passing him and his wife was always a joy, as he would welcome me with a firm handshake and an even warmer smile, flashing those teeth which truly brought out the charm within him. The southern accent and unmistakeable loving passion for the practice of which he nurtured and developed will forever be  two things I shall never dare forget in his passing. Dr. Sid. E. Williams was a man of valour and complete chivalry, the man who stared adversity dead in the eyes from the mere ages of his late teens, enduring countless critics and rigorous work to strengthen his child, Chiropractic. We thank you, Dr. Sid, and shall continue your honour of installing health and well-being into spines worldwide. 

 
     In the wise words of Princess Diana, "Family is the most important thing in the world". This holds true for many reasons. Family is the rock of the world, the support system that holds strong and endures countless hardships and tragedies. Therefore, is it anything but appropriate to handle such occasions as holiday dinners with precision and care? 

     I'm no psychic, but I certainly know what you're thinking. The mere thought of cooking prep, house keeping, and the dreaded "next-morning cleanup" can definitely scare off even the most hospitable of individuals. However, all it takes one year is for that one menacing relative to point out that it is, indeed, your turn to hold next year's gathering. Yes, we all run the risk, and I'm here to help you embrace such terrifying situations, instead of avoid them. So, Carpe Diem ladies and gentlemen, for we only live once. 

1) Rent, Don't Wash 


      We've all been there. You know, the feeling of your jaw tensing more with each dirty plate and emptied wine glass? The unavoidable case of twitches and shivers as the mountain of dishes ascends to an unfathomable height. Well, here is the solution amigo. One which can prove to be the saviour of all dinner parties far and wide, but few people are aware of. Sure, we are all acquainted with the concept of rental trucks and party venues, but what about party utensils and dinnerware? What if I said that with the push of 10 numbers on your home phone, you could have all of the above listed, AND even that extra table needed to comfortably seat all of your guests (and their portions in some cases). Dish and appliance rental companies are a for-sure party pleaser for both the visitor and the host, as companies do not require the dishes to be washed upon return, and everything used is simply thrown in a bin. 

2) Limit Pre-Meal Appetizers 

     Perhaps the most unnecessary and overused element of every family gathering is the notorious pre-meal social appetizer. Be careful with these snacks, as they are all too famous for being prepared in obnoxious quantities and often ruining the appetites of your visitors, leaving you with leftovers and much unnecessary clean-up. Minimize appetizers and compensate by cooking larger servings of the main food groups, such as veggies and meat. 

3) Nobody Goes Home Empt-Handed 

     We all know that forcing gift boxes of leftover food upon relatives and friends alike to take home is not done with the least bit of generosity. Quite the opposite, my fellow hosts and hostesses. If you're reading this and are feeling particularly guilty, stop dead in your tracks! This is a good thing! Sending loved ones home with stuffed dinner containers is a key trick to minimizing clean-up and letting it sit dormant in your own fridge. This prevents waste, which is also important given the need among the homeless, especially this time of the year. 
 
     Being an aspiring journalist within my senior year, there is no shortage of questions regarding both my writing styles, interests, and as always, how do you write essays so easily? However, there is where I branch off from others' perceptions. Yes, writing is a gift I am honoured to possess a natural talent for, but by NO means would I ever call such a skill "easy". Pen is to writer as a disk is to cook. No skill is more valuable than the other, as each is required to sustain society's great chain of being (pardon my Elizabethan). Though, one thing I have become familiar with hearing from friends and fellow students is this... How do I make it work? Make what work, you may ask? How can even the most journalistically oblivious individual create a masterpiece on paper? 

     Simple. 

     Though it may seem to many of you that writing may as well be the translation of hieroglyphics, it is, in fact, more than possible to configure a quality piece of work merely by tuning in with just one thing... yourself. Every self-respecting journalist in the industry will tell you that in order to develop a well-sought out product, it is key that you discover what inspires you. Writing without inspiration, I find, is much like a permanent brain fart. Regardless of how much one may attempt to shake it, the mental block stands tall upon the railway of your train of thought. Inspiration is the key word to remember while writing, whether it be a research paper or Facts and Arguments essay on the Globe and Mail. Inspiration is the fire beneath the writer's feet. It's the spark within the mind that fuels the imagination. So next question is, how exactly, can you get yourself some of this magic stuff I'm calling inspiration? 

     Anywhere. 

     What drives you as an individual? Inspiration is as easy to find as dust. Look anywhere and everywhere. Inspiration can be found in what interests you. What is your niche? A prime example would be myself. An overwhelming majority of my thoughts and story plots are spontaneously generated when i'm exposed to rural scenery. Thick expanses of wooded areas at dusk practically bleeds the theme of mystery and horror. This scene will surely surface the theme of which best pertains to yourself. Your brain will then subsequently and  inevitably relate this theme(s) to a personal experience, opening you up to an array of mental estuaries which may all serve as potential topics for whatever you may be producing. 

     it is essential to work on expanding your creative repertoire. Never focus on just one or two emotions when writing. Constantly sticking to sorrow and unhappy endings will quickly begin to generate a negative emotional response from both the reader and you as the author. Develop a broad journalistic perspective, or in other words, don't be afraid to mix it up. If you fall under the category of a personal blogger, make a conscious effort to avoid a thematic pattern in your posts. Many bloggers write solely about their daily encounters and derive a deeper meaning on relatively simple events. If one day is.... one to forget shall we say, write about it, vent and let it go. Written expression is by far the most effective form of releasing energy and raw emotion. However, make sure that this trend does not continue. Constantly striving to find the positive in the midst of personal darkness can both improve your journalistic appeal and your personal view of your surroundings. 

     Shhhhhhh! Perhaps the most crucial element of them all. Always ensure that while writing, you are free of distraction. J.K Rowling wrote her inaugural Potter novel in a coffee shop. This served as a healthy example of both where she discovered her inspiration and how she was able to maintain steady concentration. I mean, come on. Who ever heard of a scholar studying with the school choir? 
 
      Another turn of the clock marks the end to yet another memorable, tummy turning, belt bursting Christmas day. The archetypal, signature pair of tacky socks from the notorious Aunt Sue have long-since been folded an tucked away. Black garbage bags seemingly tearing at the seams from copious amounts of colourful wrapping paper. The succulent aroma of crisp potatoes and golden-skinned turkey still potent within our homes. A bitter sweet transition to say the least, as Christmas eve has once again turned into the reality that this much-anticipated day is a daunting 364 sleeps away. However, as i've come to terms with in recent years, the holiday season does by no means end at midnight on Christmas. One may go as far as to say that Christmas day serves as the calm before the storm, the storm that is boxing day. 
     The 26th of December. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have in fact, survived the end of the world. But don't exhale just yet, as getting caught in the violently determined mall crowds can prove to be as equally lethal. A death wish, the art of Boxing day shopping is. An art refined by only the fittest, as our great Charles Darwin would say. But how does one exactly adapt to the mall environment successfully over the competition? 

Be Prepared: Plan Ahead


Travelling to the mall blindly is much like playing game seven on an empty stomach. The two go together as well as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Always ensure that you do your research online. We're all tech-savy, so no excuses young shopper! Who ever knew burning a hole in our already dwindling pockets required so much thought! Sign up on your preferred store websites to receive emails concerning promos and upcoming specials. This is a great way to get the heads up prior to Boxing day, as many pages offer print out coupon vouchers. Be sure to stay on the lookout for ads via postage also, as many seemingly junk flyers may turn out to be a pleasant surprise. 

Buddy System


Tackling fisty mall hoards is no easy job, and attempting to do so without a committed partner is ineffective for two reasons.

1) 4 eyes are better than 2 


Many shopping centres are deceivingly large, with shops hiding in every corner imaginable. Therefore, shopping with a soldier is vital to optimizing your chances of spotting irresistible deals. 

2) The decision-maker 


Bright, obnoxious advertisements and large numbers accompanied with percentage symbols have a tendency to lure the customer into purchasing items without thinking it over beforehand. Tagging along a trusted friend can optimize the quality of your purchases and minimize the swipes on that credit card of yours. Always have a second party present to give you an honest yes or no to serve as your outer-body conscience for the day. 

Wait on the Returns

Yeah sure, we've all been there. Grandma's heartfelt polka-dot sweater from a store you're pretty sure sells auto-parts just isn't cutting it. Regardless of your situation, attempting to return unwanted or mis-sized apparel is useless. Lines are unfathomably lengthy, not to mention many companies often have policies prohibiting boxing day returns. Don't go to the trouble of carrying that extra bag, you know you'll be lugging around more than you can handle anyways. 

Know Your Limit 

Sales are about as dangerously addictive as a piping cup o' joe in the morning. Never fall victim to the art of enthralling marketing. Yes, that list you made at home will grow as you drop into more and more stores, but it is vital to remember that smart spending is a priority. Companies keep their doors open merely due to the naivety and robotic nature of their customers. What's in is what the consumer buys. A simple method which holds true within Western society. However, you as the shopper holds the power to soar above such schemes. Just like making a list, setting a concrete financial limit before setting foot out of the home is essential in preventing unnecessary expenses. 

     Following these four easy tips will undoubtedly help to create the smoothest and most satisfying boxing day shopping trip possible for you. So, young shopping grasshoppers, go forth in your journeys, wherever they may be, and remember just one thing. Smart spending is 

 
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